Thursday, September 18, 2008

Lord of the Squirrels: Part 1

It had been brewing for three long years, this war between man and squirrel. Like a storm cloud lingering ominously on the horizon, the "grey ones"—as they were known throughout the land—inched further and further towards our hero Jim's home, threatening a deluge of terror upon his soul.

It was THEY who started this.
THEY who took advantage of Jim's good nature.
THEY who brought this battle to his border....

And now ... THEY were going to pay.


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Herod,

Wearing a shirt might disuade the little sweetys from residing in/on/under your lawn. Pity them, they only seek a father figure!

signed,

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Rodents.
SFPCR

golding fan said...

"He began to dance and his laughter became a bloodthirsty snarling."
- William Golding, Lord of the Flies, Ch. 4

"There were no words, and no movements but the tearing of teeth and claws."
- William Golding, Lord of the Flies, Ch. 9

Frantic said...

Dude, put on a shirt.