Sunday, October 12, 2008

Manscaping: The Aftermath

Note to self: clip guards are always recommended.




"Wholesome" fix: I have to admit that I'd most likely have to ditch the entire manscaping installment. This one may be too disturbing for a daily newspaper—you know, as compared to all those wholesome news stories about grisly murders, rapes, baby-torturing and blurred Britney Spears crotch-shots. But if I could keep this Sunday one, I'd—OH WHO AM I KIDDING? The hair! The blood! It would never make it. I'd replace it with Jim dancing as a member of a boy band.

Okay, maybe—just maybe—I'd reverse the view. Jim (wearing a towel) and Lyn are outside the bathroom looking in through the door that is floor to ceiling hair. Like a closet of curls.

9 comments:

Lance said...

Hi I stumbled upon your blog. It is very 'stimulating'.

JIMBO said...

Thanks, Lance. I prefer it to be Jimulating though.

Cindy said...

Boys just gotta have fun!

Anonymous said...

this is vile. pancakes are not sitting well now—damn you Jim.

anonymous two (too) said...

What is; What are; pancakes?

JIMBO said...

Anonymous 1 was Chris. He had pancakes for breakfast before taking a look at Sunday's funny.

Mercedes said...

You clever devil, you. Pancakes, ha!

Anonymous said...

You know in Schindler's List where you see the little girl's red jacket in the middle of all the black and white and Nazis and all that stuff?? That could have added a little dramatic effect here. I guess a swastika would too. hmmm.

JIMBO said...

You'll notice that while the panel is all in color, the hair is pure, unadulterated black and white. The antithesis of Schindler.