Thursday, November 6, 2008
New Blogs!!!
Click on the links to the right of the page for the official YEAR OF THE KING and SLENDER & GRISTLE blogs. What are they? You'll have to check them out and see.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Office Crush Wednesday
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
Orange you from Long Island?
In the spirit (woooo oooooo) of Halloween, I'd like to tell you about something scary.
There's something creepy happening on Long Island. It's been going on for years, but lately ... well, it's increased exponentially. Ladies young and old, short and tall, big and small are all turning ... ORANGE.
When did it begin, this invasion of the body colorers? And how did it happen?
Is there something in the water?
Was there a freak accident at the local carrot juice factory?
Has an alien race of fornicating oranges landed and secretly interbred with our humans?
No, the pigmented problem is much simpler I believe—yet equally sinister. The answer is: too much sun. Too much bronzer. Too much makeup. And too much time in the tanning booth.
Apparently these orange ladies of Long Island believe this excess of color makes them look prettier, sexier and healthier. If you ask me, it just makes them look orangier. But I'll let you be the judge

There's a little saying I'd like to reiterate to all those ladies out there: Less Is More.
There's something creepy happening on Long Island. It's been going on for years, but lately ... well, it's increased exponentially. Ladies young and old, short and tall, big and small are all turning ... ORANGE.
When did it begin, this invasion of the body colorers? And how did it happen?
Is there something in the water?
Was there a freak accident at the local carrot juice factory?
Has an alien race of fornicating oranges landed and secretly interbred with our humans?
No, the pigmented problem is much simpler I believe—yet equally sinister. The answer is: too much sun. Too much bronzer. Too much makeup. And too much time in the tanning booth.
Apparently these orange ladies of Long Island believe this excess of color makes them look prettier, sexier and healthier. If you ask me, it just makes them look orangier. But I'll let you be the judge

There's a little saying I'd like to reiterate to all those ladies out there: Less Is More.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
You know what would be great?
More Jimbociles. I know you're out there. Why not let others know? Become a Jimbocile today and click Follow This Blog on the side column.
Most importantly, it makes me feel good and lets me know that my efforts are not wasted.
Most importantly, it makes me feel good and lets me know that my efforts are not wasted.
Friday, October 24, 2008
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