Kidney Stone Thursday

What's the holdup?

I haven't been just tired—although that's been a part of it. I have the next jIMPERFECT strip drawn, just not photoshopped. And I have plenty of story-lines (many already written out). So what's next? I have to finish kidney stone week first (which entails my "surgery"), then Jimbo goes to Heaven, then he burns his penis—you know, the usual family dramas.

I'm also in the midst of compiling 4 weeks worth of strips to submit to the syndicates in hopes of being picked up and published. Of course that means cleaning up my strips—both physically and content wise. As fans, I'm sure you've noticed that my strips tend to revolve around sex, scat and my penis (I may be 40 but I'm 14 at heart). Well, this makes finding a clean week's worth of comics rather challenging. But I'm determined. I'll gladly sell out for money (I'm unemployed after all—and middle aged).

Your patience, well-wishes and words of kindness are much appreciated.

Below, you'll find the strips—all laid out for the syndicate (click each for a full view):

Kidney Stone Wednesday

Kidney Stone Tuesday

Kidney Stone Monday

The Good Father...

A Belated Thank You

Balloon Boy 1

Outburst Week 6

Outburst Week 5

Letterman

Outburst Week 4