"Wholesome" fix: Put a towel on Jim, obviously. Maybe less hair? Sigh. That's what makes it so wonderfully disgusting.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Manscaping: Part 3
"Wholesome" fix: Put a towel on Jim, obviously. Maybe less hair? Sigh. That's what makes it so wonderfully disgusting.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Become a Jimbocile*
Become a Jimbocile by clicking "Follow this blog."
You COULD gain VIP access to the jIMPERFECT store**—chock full of cool merchandise like the "I'm a Jimbocile" hoodie, a "LIFE'S jIMPERFECT" bumpersticker, or His and Hers "I'm with this Jimbocile" t-shirts.
Coming Soon: "The Jumbo Jimbo Jug of Java Mug!"
So what are you waiting for, become a Jimbocile today!
* The term Jimbocile was coined by Frannie—one of my biggest frans! She has a knack for nicks.
** There is, in actuality, no store ... yet. But you really CAN become a Jimbocile!
You COULD gain VIP access to the jIMPERFECT store**—chock full of cool merchandise like the "I'm a Jimbocile" hoodie, a "LIFE'S jIMPERFECT" bumpersticker, or His and Hers "I'm with this Jimbocile" t-shirts.
Coming Soon: "The Jumbo Jimbo Jug of Java Mug!"
So what are you waiting for, become a Jimbocile today!
* The term Jimbocile was coined by Frannie—one of my biggest frans! She has a knack for nicks.
** There is, in actuality, no store ... yet. But you really CAN become a Jimbocile!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Art of the Grill: Part 2
Click the pics for jimperfect views.
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"Wholesome" fix: Remove the morning wood.
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"Wholesome" fix: Remove the morning wood.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Art of the Grill: Part 1
Click the pic to get grilly with it.
"Wholesome" fix: Remove Jim's "shit" bubble.
"Wholesome" fix: Remove Jim's "shit" bubble.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Movie Post # 5: THE INCREDIBLE BULK—in color!
"Don't make me hungry, Mr. McGee. You won't like me when I'm hungry."
A Full Color Jimperfect cartoon! Just in time for the Sunday funnies.
As you can see, I'm dabbling in Photoshop.
"Wholesome" fix: I'd zip up a bit more. Less pubes.
A Full Color Jimperfect cartoon! Just in time for the Sunday funnies.
As you can see, I'm dabbling in Photoshop.
"Wholesome" fix: I'd zip up a bit more. Less pubes.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Lord of the Squirrels: Part 9
Hooray! It is a day of celebration in the peaceful village of Malverne. The squirrels have fled the tree-lined streets for the less wooded, yet more tranquil-sounding towns of Lynbrook, Valley Stream, Rockville Center, and Franklin Square.... Okay, the last two may not invoke tranquility—but the little bastards are gone, by golly!
As his family takes their rightful place at his side, our hero can sit peaceably on his throne once again for he truly is: THE LORD OF THE SQUIRRELS.
As his family takes their rightful place at his side, our hero can sit peaceably on his throne once again for he truly is: THE LORD OF THE SQUIRRELS.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
New Updates at BIG-BONED
Visit http://bigbonedbook.blogspot.com/ for new spreads and extra features on our graphic novel. I'll be updating this more often as we approach publication of BIG-BONED in two parts. We'd love your support and welcome any comments and critiquing. Well, maybe not so much the critiquing....
Lord of the Squirrels: Part 8
They say that in war, there are no true winners. That, in the end, everyone loses. Well ... THEY are idiots (according to our hero).
As he stands alone on the battlefied surveying his decimated lawn, now littered with the cloven corpses of quarry-making critters, Jimbo breathes deep the air and gives thanks to the gods for helping him vanquish the menacing mammals of Malverne from his land.
Click the pic for a squirlier view.
As he stands alone on the battlefied surveying his decimated lawn, now littered with the cloven corpses of quarry-making critters, Jimbo breathes deep the air and gives thanks to the gods for helping him vanquish the menacing mammals of Malverne from his land.
Click the pic for a squirlier view.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Lord of the Squirrels: Part 7
They fought hard, the Hastings clan. The clash of steel on fur could be heard for miles around as the battle surged amongst the boughs of the arbor kingdom.
Meanwhile, on the ground below, the multitudes of Malverne-ites gathered, huddled in their houses—icked out by the fuzz and funk, gore and gunk, that poured down from the trees—and spoke warily of the great conflict outside their windows in hushed tones (as if uttering the words above a whisper would invite this squirrel mêlée into their own homes).
Surrounded by younglings, the "old ones"—their withered hair as ashen as the rodent warriors outside their doors—spoke openly of their own experiences in the first War of the Squirrels. Of how many were lost.... The toll it took. But not one veteran could recall having ever heard such clang and clamour, nor chitter and chatter, before this day. Nor had they ever witnessed carnage such as this. For as far back as they could remember, the sky above had never rained the its and bits
of squirrels.
Meanwhile, on the ground below, the multitudes of Malverne-ites gathered, huddled in their houses—icked out by the fuzz and funk, gore and gunk, that poured down from the trees—and spoke warily of the great conflict outside their windows in hushed tones (as if uttering the words above a whisper would invite this squirrel mêlée into their own homes).
Surrounded by younglings, the "old ones"—their withered hair as ashen as the rodent warriors outside their doors—spoke openly of their own experiences in the first War of the Squirrels. Of how many were lost.... The toll it took. But not one veteran could recall having ever heard such clang and clamour, nor chitter and chatter, before this day. Nor had they ever witnessed carnage such as this. For as far back as they could remember, the sky above had never rained the its and bits
of squirrels.
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